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LILY & KREMER

R GETTING MARRYED!!! 💩🚽💛

Saturday September 18 2027 · Fart Lauderdale Florida · its gonna be so cool

ONLY ??? SLEEPS
UNTIL THE BIG 💩 POO POO PARTY 🚽

HOW THEY MET (it wasnt in a bathroom lol)

OK so my sister LILY and this guy KREMER were best friends 4 like a BILLION years. they were friends 4 sooooo long that everybody was like "ok when r u 2 gonna get marryed" and they were like "noooo we r just friends" but then GUESS WHAT. they were NOT just friends. 😳💛

they liked all the same stuff and laughed at all the same dumb jokes (probably poop jokes because those r the funnyest jokes) and one day the friendship turned into the LOVE kind and now they r getting MARRYED. its actually kinda cute even tho im not supposed 2 say that. 🤮❤️

💩 ➕ 💩 🟰 💕

true luv (gross)

WHERE 2 GO (potty info) 🚽

THE WEDEENG IS AT: Lago Mar Beach Resort & Club, in Fart Lauderdale Florida. its a big fancy hotel right on the BEACH which means the ocean is basically a giant toilet ur welcome. 🌊🚽

WHEN: Saturday, September 18, 2027. write it on ur calender or ur hand or wherever.

the ceremony AND the party r both there so u dont even have 2 walk far 2 find a bathroom. smart.

the whole schedule and the fancy stuff comes with ur real invitation, this is just the cool website part.

GET UR BUTT THERE ✈️

THE HOTEL: Lago Mar is right on Fart Lauderdale beach and its SUPER fancy. we r working on a room block deal so u can sleep there — booking info is coming soon so dont freak out yet.

THE AIRPORT: fly into Fart Lauderdale–Hollywood airport (its called FLL) and its only like 15 minutes away. so close u could almost hold it that long. 😤

STUFF 2 DO WHEN U ARNT POOPING:

  • go 2 Fart Lauderdale Beach and pee in the ocean (jk. kinda.)
  • Las Olas Boulevard has shops and food and ICE CREAM
  • ride the Water Taxi up and down the water like a boss
  • Bonnet House Museum & Gardens if u wanna be fancy
  • Hugh Taylor Birch State Park 4 trees and squirrels
  • Everglades airboat tour 2 see ALLIGATORS 🐊 (do NOT poke them)

THE POOP CREW 💩👑

Ale Gator, a alligator wearing a priest robe and reading a bookAle GatorWEDDING OFFICIANT 🐊⛪ he is a REAL alligator and he WILL marry them. do NOT ask him questions. do NOT get 2 close. he has read the book.
👸LucyMaid of Ho... i mean Maid of HONOR (the #1 girl)
🤵KentBest Man (hes kremers BROTHER)
😎Alexalso Best Man (kremers best bud)
🦸Chesterbrother of the bride AND the guy who made this AWESOME website ur welcome

R U COMING?? TELL US!! 🚽📝

tell us if ur coming 2 the poo poo party so we know how much food 2 get (they already got toilets dont worry). 💩💛

R U COMING 2 THE POO POO PARTY??

jus 2 qwik qwestions 2 start!! 🚽

PRESENTS 🎁 (they like presents)

they r still making the present list so check back soon!! maybe get them toilet paper. everybody needs toilet paper. 🧻

presents coming soon!!!

QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK 🤔

will there be a bathroom??

YES obviously its a fancy hotel. u can poop in peace. 🚽

wat do i wear??

something nice that u can also sit down in comfortably (4 pooping reasons). they will tell u more later.

can i bring a date / a plus one??

ur real invitation will say exactly who is invited. dont sneak extra ppl in ur backpack.

r kids invited??

they will let u know soon!!

whats the weather gonna be like??

warm and tropical, like mid 80s, might rain a lil in the afternoon. Florida is sweaty. 🥵

i have a diffrent question

email them at lilyandkremer@gmail.com and they will answer u.