are getting married.
Saturday, September 18, 2027 · Fart Lauderdale, Florida
Lily and Kremer were friends for an extremely long time. Long enough that people started asking questions. The people were correct. They are now getting married.
That is genuinely the whole story. They like the same things, they laugh at the same things, and a concerning number of those things are bathroom-related. We have chosen not to fight it. You are currently looking at the results.
True love, allegedly
Where: Lago Mar Beach Resort & Club, in Fart Lauderdale, Florida. It is a genuinely nice hotel, directly on the beach. The ocean is right there. We will not tell you how to use it.
When: Saturday, September 18, 2027. The ceremony and the reception are both on-site, which minimizes walking and maximizes bathroom proximity.
The full schedule and the properly formal details arrive with your invitation. This website is the unofficial edition.
The hotel: Lago Mar, on the beach in Fart Lauderdale. We are arranging a room block; booking details are forthcoming. Please remain calm.
The airport: fly into Fart Lauderdale–Hollywood International (FLL). It is roughly fifteen minutes away. You will be fine.
Things to do, should you find yourself with time:
Two questions here. A few more on the next page. The whole thing takes under a minute — less time than you have already spent reading about bathrooms.
The registry is still being assembled. When it exists, it will appear here. Until then: they are becoming a household, and households require things. Use your judgment. Toilet paper is never wrong.
Registry: forthcoming
Yes. We confirmed this personally.
Something you can comfortably sit down in. A dress code will follow with the invitation.
Your invitation will specify exactly who is included. Please do not improvise.
To be announced.
Warm, humid, mid-80s, with a chance of an afternoon shower. It is Florida. It is committed to the bit.
Email lilyandkremer@gmail.com. A human will reply.